JOKE

3rd November 2004

While today go for the ‘South West Young Leaders’ Day 2004’ held at Singapore Polytechnic’s Convention Centre. This course/lecture is to ‘Building Tomorrow’s Leaders Today’
I thing that I could remember most is that u are not born to be a loser but a winner because you are once a sperm, and the job of the sperm is to fight with other sperm for the egg and out of this 5 million sperm, you won the game and this the first success in life you ever had and that why you are born. Another was a gangster and his friend (we will call them ‘a’ and ‘b’) was sitting at a block white deck. At that time was a raining day. So ‘a’ asks ‘b’ why do the lighting come before the thunder? So ‘b’ answer because your eyes is in front of you ear. (Is this logic to you???)(In science term it should be: the speed of light [3million meter/sec.] travel faster then the speed of sound [300meter/sec.])